Keys Disease: Wild Kingdom 2010 – Snake in the (River of) Grass
By John Bartus | Mar 06, 2010
... The late 20th and early 21st Centuries have brought new communities of invasive exotic species to South Florida and the Keys. Everyone loves those cute fun-loving iguanas, especially hibiscus growers…
Keys Disease: iPhone, uPhone, :-P
By John Bartus | Feb 28, 2010
During a conversation last night with drummer Glenn Faast, the subject of technology came up. Most of us in the post-War Baby Boomer generation (born from 1946-1964) have seen technology grow exponentially.…
Keys Disease: The Complete Imbecile’s Guide…
By John Bartus | Feb 20, 2010
It’s been a long time since we’ve featured an expert to help the rest of us intellectually challenged individuals out with current issues. In the spirit of the “Idiot’s Guide” and “Dummies”…
By John Bartus | Feb 14, 2010
Last week saw the annual observance of one of the holiest and most revered days of the year – and I’m not referring to Groundhog Day (about which someone actually said this year, “Oh, they named…
By John Bartus | Feb 07, 2010
Alert readers will recognize this as the sequel to last week’s column about the abrupt and unexpected disappearance of my main bellsouth.net e-mail address. For those who missed it, the previous column…
By John Bartus | Jan 31, 2010
Alert readers will already have noticed that the first letters of each of the words in this column’s title spell out the dreaded moniker of AT&T. Anyone who thought that recombining all the Baby…
By John Bartus | Jan 23, 2010
You know times are tough all over when the first line of the story goes like this: “KEY LARGO—Merchants at Plaza 101 learned last week that the state wants them to pay about $300,000 for the…
By John Bartus | Jan 17, 2010
Nearly five out of every 1,000 people will be diagnosed with cancer at some point in their lives. Of those five, two will die of the disease. Cancer remains the second largest killer after heart disease,…
By John Bartus | Jan 10, 2010
Christmas 2009 brought another attempted terrorist attack on an American jetliner. So far, 2010 has brought us no real solutions, but a plethora of rhetoric and name-calling by people who should know…
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- Keys Disease The Next Ten Years
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- Keys Disease: VOTE!
- Keys Disease: Because We KAIR, Part 2
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