Keys Disease: One Out of Five…
By John Bartus | Aug 28, 2010
Us Boomers will likely remember the old Trident gum commercials that used to start with the phrase, “Four out of five dentists recommend Trident gum for their patients who chew gum.” It always left…
Keys Disease: Surreality
By John Bartus | Aug 22, 2010
It’s easy to find articles and columns these days that decry all the bad stuff that’s happening in this wide world of ours. Everywhere one turns (so long as one was alive in the 1960s or 1970s and…
Keys Disease: Descending to Their Level?
By John Bartus | Aug 14, 2010
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably…
By John Bartus | Aug 07, 2010
If it weren’t actually happening here in the Middle Keys, it might be funny.
For those who haven’t followed local government news, here’s the basic story. It was time this year for the…
By John Bartus | Jul 31, 2010
As we sit and bask in the afterglow of another lobster mini-season, that special time between it and the opening of regular lobster season, let’s pause for a moment and reflect on all the crawling…
By John Bartus | Jul 25, 2010
Life in the Fabulous Florida Keys – it can certainly foster an island mentality among its residents. Sometimes that’s a bad thing, like when idiot regimes and dictators in faraway places like Iran…
By John Bartus | Jul 18, 2010
Life in the Fabulous Florida Keys – there are certain things we take for granted here that just aren’t available anywhere else on the planet. So as we continue to enjoy the sun and fun of summertime…
By John Bartus | Jul 11, 2010
It was one of the crucial pieces of evidence the Warren Commission used to support the single gunman theory in the Kennedy assassination. The story went like this: “A three-centimeter-long copper-jacketed…
By John Bartus | Jul 04, 2010
Petty & Co. deliver timeless, classic album
Remember albums? Those classic discs that contained the newest collections of songs from your favorite artists… you’d grab a bottle…
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